Damn It

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
01/19/2019 at 13:33 • Filed to: Audi

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I just really want a big and powerful Audi estate

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All I really want is a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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I want to have this beast of car wrapped in a dad mobile. And the craving lately for an Audi wagon has me trying to do some dumb ass shit. Because all I want after the GTO sells and I wait for my TVR is to have an estate and I want to tow my other stuff with it and have all wheel drive and to have the space! I have been looking at the worst bottom of the barrell Allroads because the 2.7t is awesome.

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And because I can’t have my RS6 here in the US until 2033-35 (2008-2010MY). So I just want a cheap to buy big Audi wagon to hoon in the snow and to daily etc.

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Update: Omg that color!


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 13:56

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There are plenty of allroads around here if you don't mind the triptronic. My neighbor has had a 2003 for 10 years. And it does move!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2019 at 13:59

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They are all autos, but one of the few cars I’d be ok with being auto


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:13

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Nono, they are definitely available (and rare) with a 6-speed. I drove one two years ago

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-finally-drove-a-6-speed-audi-allroad-1787843073


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:13

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It's a shame Audi doesn't bring over the fast wagons. Hopefully that will change now that wagons are starting to be *cool* again 


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:16

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S4 Avants are still getting cheaper...


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:17

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I mean, the E class wagon DID come here. 


Kinja'd!!! FSI > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:33

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I said it before and I’ll say it again. Once you go Audi you never go back, I’m currently looking at 2.0 TFSI   A4 B7 Avants and A3 8p Sportbacks.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:40

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Same fam same


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
01/19/2019 at 14:49

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Good man *shakes hand*


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > FSI
01/19/2019 at 14:50

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Well it would never be my only car, but a perfect DD


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > bob and john
01/19/2019 at 14:50

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But they are kinda ugly


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > BeaterGT
01/19/2019 at 14:51

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I have yet so find one for sale otherwise that is a good option, but the Allroad has the towing capacity to tow my TVR


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion
01/19/2019 at 14:51

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WAGONS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COOL!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/19/2019 at 14:52

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Jesus. I want!


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 14:58

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How much does the TVR weigh? There’s a beautiful Allroad near me and it’s a manual too. Picture doesn't show the green color very well. 

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Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 15:04

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I know. I know.....

But we need the normals to think that too


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion
01/19/2019 at 15:36

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Ugh, the “normals” suck and their beigemobiles suck!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > BeaterGT
01/19/2019 at 15:38

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Allroad can tow 3300 lbs, the Chimaera weights 2330 so even gives me space for a light trailer or dolly. If anything it will definitely tow my AH Sprite


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 15:44

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WOW didn't realize it was that light. 


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion
01/19/2019 at 15:54

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Yeah! THat is what happened with fiberglass and zero safety aids. I think most of the weight is the old Rover V8 and the glue XD


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 17:11

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no need to look at it when you are in it


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2019 at 18:38

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All that electrical smoke has gotta add a few pounds too! 


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion
01/21/2019 at 12:42

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Actually it is lighter than air, so it helps make the car lighter


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > bob and john
01/21/2019 at 12:42

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But I’d need to wear a blindfold for the rest of the time. Plus I want AWD


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/21/2019 at 13:00

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yea, E63 could be had with AWD.

plus, they really arent that bad looking. bit ass heavy, but so is the audi


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > bob and john
01/21/2019 at 13:19

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Yeah but my price range only get E320s and C240s and I don’t really care for those